Johnny Legend

as Merlin Thundercok

as Self

as El Pornografico

as Host

as Crazy Louie

as Wild-Haired Guru

as Self

as Self

as Derelict Man

as Host

as Preacher

as Street Punk

as The Re-Animated: Skinny Corpse (uncredited)

as Self

as Zaal

as Narrator

as Himself

as Reader 3

as Mambo Reaves

as Audience Member (uncredited)