Johnny Pemberton

as Doug Nelson

as Berta

as Barry

as Jesus

as Peanut (voice)

as Jared

as Thaddeus

as Self

as Johnny Barf

as Tim

as Desmond

as Ryan (voice)

as Gherkin (voice)

as President's Aid (voice)

as Uriah

as Corey

as Scotty

as Peter

as Griff

as Ziffel

as Piano Player

as Darren

as Himself

as Boss

as Alangulon

as Frat President

as Scotty

as Tommy Barnes

as Bo

as Peanut

as Ice Cream Store Customer

as Clark

as Desk Guy

as Delroy

as Mason McCormick

as Teddy Carstairs

as Room Service Waiter

as Punk Kid

as Imaginary Fanboy

as Delroy

as Preppy Kid

as Prom Date

as Dr. Eigerman (voice)

as Phoenix Stryker

as Assistant

as A.J. Brown

as Swea' Pea

as Craig

as Travis Hillsdale