Jason Michas

as Metro, Sea Horse

as Johnny Speedometer (voice)

as Eugene / Gardener Elf (voice)

as Takua / Toa Takanuva (voice)

as Sales Clerk (voice)

as Slugloafe (voice)

as Zak (voice)

as Donald

as (voice)

as Confederate Guard

as Bucky O'Hare (voice)

as Jessie Bienstock - Computer Sciences

as Jessie 'Beanie' Bienstock

as Randy

as Mark

as Moses

as Teenage Boy

as Leroy Herdman

as Boy