Adam Johnson

as Wes

as Phil

as Brad

as Producer 1

as Thane

as Clerk

as The Man

as Ian

as Herman Maddock

as self

as Guard #2

as Samuel J Hawkins

as Felix

as Duke Senior

as Reggie Kramer

as Colonel Johnson

as Munt

as Biker

as Mick

as Oliver

as Ranger Cal Rosenbaum

as Thane

as Big Poole

as Park Ranger

as Colonel Shaw

as Thane

as Thane

as Elias Grant

as Ramicus

as Robert Speer

as Thane

as Thane

as Father Christmas

as Richard

as Joseph

as RoboRex (voice)

as Pastor Bailey

as The Low Rent DJ

as Improv Comedian #1

as Preacher Bailey

as Hayes Chett

as Gorejaw / Billy

as Wayne Gretzky

as Barry Lloyd

as Judas Iscariot

as Lance

as Cal Robertson

as Jeff

as Repairman

as Rifkin

as Fence Post

as James Wellington

as Malnik

as Movie 1st AD

as Chavez

as Steve Sholes

as Burty Man

as Tucker

as Mark

as Acorn

as Bob Geer

as Billy