Empoy Marquez

as Paco Martin

as Brother Felix

as Poch

as Pong

as Assistant Director

as Joseph / Jojo

as Self

as Self

as Gardo

as Jerry (voice)

as Male Customer

as Benjamin "Benjie" Perez

as James Ribs

as Coco

as Tonyo

as Gerard

as Nilo

as Dadu

as Direct

as Javier Jakobsen

as Epal

as William

as Counselor

as Bubot

as Den-den (segment "Puso")

as Kwek-Kwek

as Ka Bado

as Otap

as Gudo

as Romnick Dacuycoy

as Nestor

as Charlie

as Hercules

as Fanatic Guy / Tour Guide

as Petrang Kabayo

as Don-Don

as Kahoy

as Mr. Takaktak

as Assad