Lars Rudolph

as Ole

as Micha

as Kryoniker

as Domenico

as Self

as Stavros

as Kaduk

as Udo

as Landowner

as Herbert

as Doktor Sprengel

as Anwalt

as Michael

as Polizeikommissar Michael Schubert

as Piraten Käpt'n

as August

as Balduin

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Larry

as Pontenagel

as Herr Grube

as Herr Wittner

as Rolle

as Fuchs

as Bruno

as Leiter Seniorenheim

as Schui-Franz

as Charly

as Träumchen

as Enno Kluge

as Shop Owner

as Mann

as Rolle

as Oscar

as Eugen

as Lothar

as Teltow, der Hausmeister

as Kalle

as Joseph Rossmann

as Hermet

as Hermet

as Johann Fischbrenner

as Jens Völkel

as Uwe Roberts

as Ludger Behnken

as Freddy Rossmeißel

as Wirt

as Waiter

as Aki Lührs

as Christian Brenner

as Prof. Olaf Freising

as Clemens Rottluff

as Slupor

as Kurt 'Königin' Brauner

as Flo

as Udo

as Charly

as Mr. Obermüller

as Self

as Chucky Norris

as Kammerdiener Heinz Linge

as Vincent

as H

as Hans

as Oskar

as Maries Vater

as Hauke Sponbiel

as Schleuser

as Smeerlap

as Klaus Bitz

as Bauer

as Philip Melanchton

as Paul

as Speaker - Ich Weiss Von Solchen

as Danny Osterwald

as Narrator

as Loco Satano

as Courier

as Gabriel

as Billy Andrews

as Gamasche

as Günter, the German

as János Valuska

as Bruno

as Steini

as Viktor

as Freddi

as Knarek

as Rudolf Herzog

as Edgar

as Dehnert

as Mr. Kruse

as Severin

as Bill

as Bruno

as Wolfgang

as Peter, Laborer #2

as Hansi Wagner

as Eierklatscher

as Oliver Pfeifer

as Bloch

as Rüdiger Wilke

as Christian Brenner

as Matz Roloff

as Killer Petteri Salokangas

as Self

as Wolfgang