Bill Capizzi

as Fat Louie (as Dante Delfini)

as Hot Dog Vendor

as Sal

as Two-Ton Tony

as Joe 'The Boss' Masseria

as Vito

as Snoop, The Sniffer Dog (voice)

as Phil Handle

as Tommy

as Achmed

as Farley

as Race Track Ticket Clerk

as Elf (voice)

as King / Mo (voice)

as Mo / Rod / King Leopold (voice)

as Security Guard

as Galactor (voice)

as Cabbie

as Walsh

as Doorman

as Georgie

as Mr. Poplinsky

as Dan-Look-Alike

as George

as Lil Pete

as Christy

as Armando

as Maitre D'

as Tony (as Billy Capizzi)

as Concierge

as Club Owner

as Forensic Man

as Forensics Man