Danny Wells

as Harold

as Eddie

as (voice)

as Mitch Bingham

as (voice)

as Mr. Sampson

as Walter

as Mickey O'Toole

as Izzy's Uncle

as Boyle

as Jack L. Warner

as Lt. Jackson Craig

as Commander Patrick Bratton (as Jack Daniel Wells)

as Ryan

as Dick Jennings

as Athletica M.C.

as Guard (voice)

as Mercedes Driver

as Barker

as Luigi

as Luigi

as Cyrus Spengler (voice)

as General / Announcer

as Talk Show Host

as Murray Green

as Jake Flam

as Manager

as Waiter

as Film Director

as Artie Simmons

as Stomper (voice)

as Waiter

as Sports Announcer

as Slick Guy

as Eddie Kopeck

as Chandler

as Cracked Crab Waiter

as Al

as Brutus

as Wally

as Bert Frederick

as Plainclothesman

as Civilian Doctor

as Cabby

as Sir Clyde

as Charley

as Skating Rink Attendant

as Riggs

as Ernie Kaplan

as Gary Keppler

as Bookstore Clerk