Annu Kapoor

as Prabhakar

as Nawab Sabab

as Prem Kumar

as Dauji

as Ram Naresh Mishra (Mishraji)

as Jagjeet Singh

as Ratanraj Jindal

as Paramjeet Singh Bhuller

as Bhadrapratap

as Usman Ali Murad

as Jagjeet Singh

as Advocate Tagra

as Sattar

as Himansh Sethi

as Ramkhilawan Buddhu

as Brian Morris / Santa Claus

as Bechu Bhai

as Sachin Kantilal Mathur

as Bichhi

as Self

as Ramalingam

as Nawab Mehmood Shah

as KD

as Self

as Sir Yograj Khanna

as Dr. Baldev Chaddha

as Inspector Keemat Lal

as Goginder Singh

as Hari Singh

as Landlord

as Ram Chotrani

as Self

as Justice Balwant Khanna

as School Teacher

as KK

as Munnu Mobile

as Himself

as Imran

as Qwaali Singer

as Anand Lagpade

as Veera Savarkar

as Charlie

as Surinder

as Vikram "Vicky" Oberoi

as Bihari (Daulatram's cook)

as Mahatma Gandhi

as Jagan

as Havaldar Arjun Singh

as Paltu / I.C. Mishra

as Madhav

as Drunkard

as Daddu

as Shiv Charan Mathur

as Abbas Ali / Guldasta

as Tiny Man

as Baba

as Mr. Gaitonde - Editor

as Juror #9

as Chhadam Lal / Chhadami

as Sanjeevan

as Masseur who is trying to be an ascetic

as Anil

as Nagesh

as Chelaram (as Anu Kapoor)

as The Doctor

as Gangadhar, Compounder

as Self