Neil Fitzmaurice

as DI Kennedy

as Charlie

as Steve

as Mr Bishop

as Cliff ‘Edge’ Morris

as Self

as Neil Jones

as Stan

as Niall

as Carl

as Mr. Jackson

as Wayne Rooney (voice)

as Stanley "Stan" Zipzer

as Vince

as Oakmoor Parent

as Rafa Benitez

as Les

as Terry

as Eddie Doig

as Neil Guthrie

as Dave Dowling

as Cliff the Scouser

as Howard Wingham

as Dean

as Contestant

as Jeff Heaney

as Bobby Rutt

as Mark Turton

as Chris Russo

as Horace Chorley

as Alex

as Paul Salter

as Ray Von

as Mark Clayton

as Self