Nick Frost

as Gobber

as Rubeus Hagrid

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator

as Mr. Craven

as Arlo

as Simon

as Gobber

as Self

as Richard

as SM-33 (voice)

as Ian

as George

as Bernie Christian

as Bobik

as William

as Studio Security #2 (voice)

as Self

as Frank Wishbone (voice)

as Stuart (voice)

as Ringo Starr (voice)

as Declan 'Beggar King' Orrun

as Merlin (voice)

as Captain (voice)

as Gus Roberts

as Nick

as Jeff

as Buddy (voice)

as Bertram Fillcot

as Arghus

as Patrick 'Rowdy Ricky' Knight

as Stuart (voice)

as Woody Chapman

as Ricky

as Alan (uncredited)

as Dr Ian Glennis

as Frank Wishbone (voice)

as Dr. Welles

as Nion

as Bajie

as Bill Whilmsley

as Andre

as Santa Claus

as Self

as Santa Claus

as Ed (voice)

as Mr. Trout (voice)

as Jeremy Sloane

as Narrator

as Self

as Bruce

as Himself / Andy Knightley

as Andrew Knightley

as Bongo Player

as Self

as Flynn (voice)

as Nion

as Flynn (voice)

as Self

as Thomson (voice)

as Ron

as Clive Gollings

as Himself

as Self

as John Self

as Dave

as Self

as Mr. Christopher

as Self

as Himself

as Max

as Ed (voice)

as Self

as Baby Eater (segment "Don't") (uncredited)

as Self

as PC Danny Butterman

as Self

as Commander Michael Henderson

as Monkey (voice)

as Don

as Santa Claus

as Keith

as Self - Contestant

as Just a Man

as Self

as Ed

as Nick Frost

as Self - Presenter

as Bank Robber

as Self - Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car

as Stone-age Man

as Hot Jon

as Self - Guest

as Security System Man

as Mike Watt

as Construction Worker (uncredited)

as Wally

as Self

as Chris

as Frasier