Jamie Harris

as Barney

as Self

as Rory

as Director Anton Markov

as Professor

as Sheriff Eunice Hunt

as Angus

as Sergeant Dombey

as Robert Thompson

as Colonel Smith

as Flynn

as Friar Joseph

as Burglar

as Bill

as Terry

as Gordon

as Colin

as American Superstarz Judge

as Nicky Grillo

as Franklin

as Rodney

as Popeye

as Eric

as Patrick Lane

as Derek Partington

as Elliott Richmond

as Tommy Kraus

as Nigel

as Talk Show Host

as Adam Ferguson

as Marcus Lansdale

as Charles

as Justin Tapp

as Reynaldo

as Brad

as Sullen Warder

as Emery

as Hook-Handed Man

as Smitty Hastings

as Eddie Coster

as Sgt. Gaedeke

as Deech Scumble

as Frankie Burke

as Stick

as Howard Velco

as Sean the Bartender

as Bruno

as Smirnov

as Hopper

as Royce

as Matt Hirsch

as Link

as Jimmy

as Johnny

as Tom

as Deptford Jim

as Daniel Geiger