James Robertson Justice

as Self (archive footage)

as MacIain

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Sir Charles Robson

as Major Bourdon

as Lord Scrumptious

as Prince of Wales

as Fitzwilliam

as Countess' Advisor (segment "Metzengerstein")

as Angus McGee

as McClintock

as Sir John (voice)

as Head of Madame Tussauds' Guides

as Sir Hammond

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Sir Charles

as Librarian

as Narrator

as British Beachmaster

as Sir Beverley Grant

as Captain McKenzie

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Kapitän Freytag

as RAdm. Rainbird

as Commander Charles Chingford

as Katov - un sculpteur

as Hugo Bryant

as Sir Harvey Russellrod

as Justice Haddon

as Luther Ackenthorpe

as Sir Benjamin Boyd

as Commodore Jensen / Prologue Narrator

as Sir Ernest "Lieutenant M.J. Farrow, RN" Pease, KBE, FRS

as Robert Morrison

as Robert Martin / 'Bow Wow'

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Capt. Robertson

as James Mansfield

as Naval Commander

as Anton Muller

as Dr. Martout

as 'Mac' MacDonald

as Doctor Alfred Stoner

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Warren Ingram

as Colonel Vladimir Denisovich Sklarnoff

as Capt. Boomer

as General Burroughs

as Sir James Colebrook

as Vashtar

as Captain Wentworth Hogg

as Admiral Ryder

as Captain Brent

as Self

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Duke Campbell, of Argyll

as King Henry VIII

as Jonathan Roche

as The MacAlister

as Robert

as Little John

as Matthew Huntington Hatch

as Red Dougal

as Abishai

as Seaman Quist

as Engine Room Officer Trotter

as Mr. Sine

as Tramp

as Simeon Beautrie

as Prof. Keval

as Sir Arthur Harold

as Martin Alonso Pinzon

as Feste

as Prof. Benbow

as Dr. Maclaren

as Arthur Peters

as P.O. (Taff) Evans R.N.

as Branksome (segment "The Facts of Life")

as Eugene Dakers

as Ackerman

as Dr. Grimstone

as Prison Governor

as Centurion of the 8th Legion

as Patron (uncredited)

as Operations Room Officer