Alan Maxson

as Curtis

as Gorok

as Creature

as Brooder (segment "Stork")

as Crite (voice)

as The Alien

as Masked Killer / Demon

as Aos Si

as Winnie the Pooh (voice)

as Giree (voice)

as Krull

as Officer / The Big Bad

as Self

as The Creature

as Hallucination Kennel Master

as Genevieve (voice)

as Shark Fuel Fiend

as Illustrious Leader

as Alex

as Self

as Blade (Suit performer)/Hall Zombie

as Boyfriend (segment "The Soul Snatcher")

as Stone Evergreen

as Maggotface

as Oxygen Tank Demon

as Patina

as The Hat Man / The Grinning Man

as Self

as Alien in Desert / Burn Victim

as Uncle Swine

as The Blood Beast

as King Ghidorah Performance Capture

as Psycho 5

as Johnny (voice)

as Self

as Carlos / Worker 2 / Male White Shirt / Man 3 (voice)

as Cookie

as She Bitch Sheila

as Cookie

as The Rake

as Vampire

as Cookie the Elf / Santa Claus

as Bob / Psycho 5

as Teacher

as Shadow Monster

as Rally Member

as Self - Sandworm (uncredited)

as Randy