Peter Giles

as Sheriff Morgan Ambrose

as Agent Slick Rick

as Mr. Lorenzo

as Seamus Doyle

as Ethan

as Federal Marshal

as Gratitude Jones

as Host

as Todd

as Chris Gaines

as Santa

as Thrashman (voice)

as Nick Slade

as Ghazan (voice)

as Sam Anvilmaker

as Snobby Guy

as Loan Applicant

as The Boss (voice)

as Barry Cook

as Jonathan Chubb

as John James III

as Stuart the Bartender

as Raphocwcps Narrator

as Julian

as Torsten Engler

as Benny Youngs

as Gordon

as Jason Flager

as Roger

as James Hanson

as Peter

as Jersey

as Peter Haver

as Professional Man

as Justin Anderson III

as Gary

as Spencer Leff

as Narrator

as The Collector