Ian Burfield

as Charlie Boy (segment "A Cigar Is a Cigar")

as Sid Fillery

as Tony Beck

as John Bailey-Brown

as Lance (voice)

as Lance

as Taxi Driver

as Karl Mengele

as Jack Kingsley

as Sgt Fred Turner

as Chief Flying Squad Officer

as Fisherman / Father

as Gavin

as Mick Brazil

as George

as DI Michael

as Solnius

as Terry

as Maurice

as Max

as Terry Cooper

as Iain Hobswain

as Thomas Schumer

as Nollar

as Ymor

as Jeffreys

as Tweed Coat Fingerman

as Bailiff

as Adrian Martindale

as Mr Healey

as Dave Reynolds

as Walter

as Stephen Lovell

as Graham

as Lot

as Lynch

as Casper

as Jos Killick

as Graham

as Derek Soper

as Martin Kenyon

as DS Worrall

as Jullus

as Tommy Maddern

as Steve Mellor

as Kendal

as Terry Parsons

as Harold Carrick

as Whip

as Ronnie Meek

as Jeff

as P.C. Bainbridge

as D.I. Hamilton

as Bibi