Larry Joe Campbell

as Alan

as Michael Hammond

as Carl

as Kurt

as Admiral Louis Biffoont

as Al

as Eddie Ryan

as Officer Wilson

as Dick

as Greg Kavanagh

as Steve Newton

as Lou

as Chuck

as Ian

as Sudsy the Clown

as Gary

as Vigs

as The Mayor

as Mr. Doyle

as Marv Collins

as Lars

as Doug Peterman

as Clown

as Paul

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as Murphy

as Tommy T

as Hanklin Purvis

as Hawk

as Slave Trader

as Prayer Leader

as Founding Father

as Phil Munroe

as Vigs

as Hog-Head

as Mr. Shebesta

as Pete Denham

as Hugo

as Officer Strinske

as Glum (voice)

as Don Atlin

as Detective Dwayne Crockers

as Todd

as Prison Guard Ron

as C.P. Jones

as Best Man

as Haygood Lewkin

as Locker Room Cop #2

as Andy

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as Stansfield Schlick

as Man in Elevator

as Gus

as Fan