Mark Proksch

as Tod Mann

as Horvis Dungle (voice)

as Mark Proksch

as Marv (voice)

as Mark Proksch (archive footage)

as Fred Zurtz

as Mark Proksch

as Yenor (voice)

as Mark Proksch

as Roy (voice)

as Frankenstein (voice)

as Teddy

as Mark Proksch (archive footage)

as Colin Robinson

as Colin Robinson / Baby Colin

as Lou 'Jewdini' Dinowitz

as Jeffrey Presh

as Philip

as Gene

as Monty

as Randy Blink

as Mel Buchanan

as Os

as Mark Proksch

as Exterminator

as Daniel 'Pryce' Wormald

as Chad

as CEO Kirk Peckley

as Trooper Zblocki

as Chad

as Waiter

as Abdul

as The Wolfman / Frankenstein / The Mummy / Abdul

as Abdul / Wolfman / Frankenstein / Bob Cratchit / Jacob Marley / Mummy / Charlie Chaplin / W-CPO

as Craig Balmer

as Father

as Himself - Storyteller

as Toby Dean

as W.C. Fields

as Mark Proksch

as Mae West

as Spider-Man

as Mayor of the Munchkins

as K-Strass

as Gary

as Dan

as Sean

as Mr. Dinkler (voice)

as Dean (voice)

as Johnnie (voice)

as Coleman

as Nate

as Hack-GPT (voice)