Patrick Fitzsymons

as Mr Boddington

as Deputy Commissioner Norman Bracknell

as TV Football Commentator (voice)

as Galloway

as Mr. Richards

as Tommy Kerans

as Additonal Voices (voice)

as Mr. Munrow

as Tanglefoot / Mr. Guard / Siberian Tiger (voice)

as Ader Haddack

as Deputy Features Editor

as DCI Mark Moffatt

as Mark Moffatt

as Reginald Lannister

as Michael

as Albert Walmsley

as Swan #1 (voice)

as Voice

as Paddy's Father

as Supermarket manager

as Reporter

as Supermarket Manager