Jeff Douglas

as Self

as Rufus Knox

as Narrator (voice)

as Oswald

as Silas

as Ewan

as Reginald Poundsett

as Professor Noel Zachary

as Matt Liriano

as Kevin Schantz

as Sheldon

as Darcy McManus

as David Palmer

as Computer Cop

as Cubby

as Vince

as Hollingsworth