Barney Martin

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self

as Ambassador Major (voice)

as Pop

as Santa

as Pete Peters

as Jack Hayes

as Ray

as Rudy Phillips

as Mayor Bigelow

as Morty Seinfeld

as Ralph Marolla

as Old Kevin Arnold

as Ranger Roy

as Edison Coulter

as Charlie Donegan

as Marty (segment "Dealer's Choice")

as Carl

as Piper

as NYPD Lt. Timothy Hanratty

as Barney

as Dr. Martin

as Bum

as Napa

as Billy Field

as Mr. Duffy

as J.T. McClane

as Ralph Marolla

as Eddie Mannix

as Eddie Mannix

as Reverend Tyson

as Kiley

as Motorcycle Cop ("Baxter's Beauties of 1933")

as Uncle Willie

as Jack Terwilliger

as Jack Terwillinger

as Wendell R. Bergendahl

as Mr. Moss

as Man #3

as Self

as Hank

as Large Man

as Göring

as Sidney (uncredited)

as Garbage Man

as Rupert Harney

as Car Accident Driver (uncredited)