Derek McGrath

as Mike Holden

as Bob Dittman

as Mayor Cantin

as Mr. Tansy (voice)

as Judge Ezekiel Brixton

as Donald

as Patrick

as Eugene Wallace

as Abraham Amory

as Artie Hill

as Benedict Raven

as Earl McKinley

as Oswald Chambers

as Gramps

as Frank

as Santa

as Peter Elfman

as (uncredited)

as Vice Principal

as Hank

as Head Commissioner

as Henry

as Mr. Paulson

as Dr. Palmer

as Sam Peabody

as Superintendent Sedgwick

as Jim Cavanaugh

as Dr. Matt Einen

as Spiff (voice)

as Principal Hayes

as Rev. Duncan Magee

as Widow Bender

as Charlie Ross

as Mr. Peabody

as Gregory Gilborn

as Narrator

as Eddie

as Radio Technician

as Warden Preston

as Mover

as Pax

as Morris Steinfeld

as Secretary Culkin

as Crewman Chell

as Chell

as Stanley Peck

as Worm

as Abel

as Harris

as Reporter

as Ian

as Pat

as Conductor

as Jeff

as Buck - Dream Sequence

as Butterworth

as Simon Quegg (voice)

as Lefty / Knuckles / Muggsy / Spike / Mr. Woodley

as Encyclopedia Salesman

as Coordinator

as Otis

as Leo Winter

as Jason

as Melvin

as John

as Repair Man

as Freddie

as Waldo Van Lavish (voice)

as Reggie Bell

as Exec. #1

as Harvey

as Andy Schroeder

as The Eagle (voice)

as Gas Jockey

as Notfunnyenuf (voice)

as Oswald Valentine

as Nichiren Shoshu Member