Gorden Kaye

as René Artois (archive footage) (uncredited)

as René Artois

as René Artois

as Nickson

as The Mate

as Self

as Self

as Buff

as M.O.I. Lobby Porter

as First Watch

as Lymoges - Duke of Austria

as René Artois

as Vicar

as Dr Grant

as Moonie

as Stanley

as Self

as Frank Broadhurst

as Ogden

as Sammy

as Tom Clarke

as Dines

as Chubby Chap

as Ray Benge

as Self

as Kit Bilton

as Sir Geoffrey's man

as Sister Jessica

as PC Knowles

as Maynard Lavery

as Jerry

as Mr. Macclesfield

as Mr. Fortescue

as Mr. Tomiades

as The Plastic Mac

as Mervyn

as Garageman

as Television Licence Inspector