Dashiell Eaves

as Louis/Charles Patterson/CC Pyle

as Stan Novak

as Tom McGrath

as D.A. Peterson

as Boris

as Kelly

as Dr. Harris / Wormwood

as Simon

as Tom Zabbo

as Waiter

as Jamie Royce

as Clay Hartwig

as Freddie

as Kevin Donlan

as Schoolteacher's Nephew

as Basketballs