Gary Webster

as Mike

as Jon Nielson

as Professor William Hanson

as Mick

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Detective Graham Crawford

as Brandon Glover

as Charlie Boyle

as Dion

as Sam

as Dickie Dawson

as Gary Costello

as Grogan

as Jimmy Harper

as Self - Audience Member

as Self

as 1st Removal Man

as Anthony Campbell

as Colin

as Ned Prior

as Graham

as DS David Tilling

as Ray

as Jon Nielson