Rob Zabrecky

as Self - Zabrecky

as The Director

as Astral Projector

as Legion Senior Advisor

as Officer 2

as James

as Chester Holloway

as Rob the Satanist

as Pioneer Man

as Toby

as Horace Goldfinger

as Dealer

as Jonathan

as Ron

as Steven

as MC

as Brick

as Geoff

as The Answer Man

as Funeral Director

as Auctioneer

as The Auctioneer

as T.V. Announcer

as The Professor