Jason Hoyte

as Self

as Malcolm White

as Captain Quinn

as David Morris

as Ray Neilson

as Julian

as Pat Booth

as Smudge

as Kevin

as Bob Martini

as DS Peter Burt

as Narrator (voice)

as Gwildor

as Steve Arnett

as Hephaestus

as Guard

as Timus

as Athenian

as Hephaestus

as Cohort

as Skell

as Hephaestus

as Scarred Lieutenant

as Ashley

as Donkeyvac (voice)

as Copybot (voice)