Chris Romano

as Taster

as Reporter Mark Edwards

as Wang

as Bartender (Hesperus)

as Jabin Dolchey

as Sammy Cacciatore

as Streaker (as Romanski)

as Joe (voice)

as Weird-faced Teen (voice)

as Slow Mobius (voice)

as Slow Mobius / 'Party!' Boy (voice)

as Himself - Narrator

as Self - Narrator

as Sammy Cacciatore

as Original Shitbuster

as Kid #1

as Chattin' It Up

as Various Characters (voice)

as Male Cheerleader

as Stencil

as Shooter #2

as Gay

as Boinky

as Punchy Punciarello

as Kickers Pace Picante

as Peter