Greg Cromer

as Dad

as Officer Shepherd

as Preston Dunbar

as Capt. Tom Weatherby

as Jeff

as John Walker

as Border Agent Jones

as ICE Charlie

as Reporter 1

as Kyle Robertson

as Jeremy 'FBI Agent'

as Daniels

as Doug Hitler

as Brent Garis

as Ken Rabin

as Travis Travers

as Coach Emerson

as Rich

as Jacobs

as Harvey Stryker

as Chris Kringle

as Dennis Ford

as Roger Reyes

as Mike Smith II

as Mayor Rob Tremaine

as Dana

as Webber Silk

as Hal

as Dr. Eric

as Jason

as Rob

as Police Officer (segment "Money Laundry")

as Delivery Guy

as Irv