Ross Bryant

as The Narrator (voice)

as The Narrator (voice)

as Mama (uncredited)

as Various

as Scooter / Professor Krassman

as The Supremes (voice)

as Ross Bryant

as Self - Presenter

as Self - Society Member

as Lucian Azathoth

as Salesman

as Self - Player

as Self - Player

as Self - Guest

as Self - Contestant

as Self (archive footage)

as Self - Guard

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Olivia Dupone

as Tao Chestang

as Gavin

as Petruchio

as Reynaldo (voice)