Jason Antoon

as Ernie Malik

as Omar

as Eddie

as Crazy Bruno

as CooKoo Schmoolie

as Howie

as Greg Nathan

as Man in Convenience Store

as Garrison 'Knobs' Butler (voice)

as Clipboard Guy

as Docteur Ruben

as Apple Customer

as Denny Z

as Boyden

as Steve Warner

as Imam Islam

as David Hernandez

as Salazar 'Fred' McBairn

as Dean

as Bill Patel

as Greg Antonsky

as Bobby Mecklem

as Jason Green

as Mr. Samuels

as Kai Kragen

as Larry

as Ernie Malik

as Norman

as Mr. Mazin

as Henry Nibs

as Rufus Riley at Cyber Parlor

as AFRAT Specialist Stubbs

as Hosni

as Mr. Smythe

as Deejay

as Croupier (uncredited)

as Radio Producer

as Framer

as Abdul

as Cab Driver

as Attorney Hogenbaum

as Nidal Salaam