Emrys Jones

as Self - Interviewee

as Eli Bickerdyke

as Reverend Simmonds

as Toby

as Colonel Archibald Smithson

as Dr. Roger Full

as The Master

as Reverend Graham

as Walter Bown

as Dr. Pangloss

as Doolittle

as Dr. Roger Full

as Heulog Wynnes-Jones, M.A.

as The Master of the Land of Fiction

as Gant

as Frank Stewart

as Howard Rogers

as Jack Watson

as Robbie Ross

as George Longford

as Richard Dukes

as Courier 326

as George Wheeler ("You Killed Elizabeth" segment)

as Robert Matthews / John Barlow

as Vicar

as Chris Merryman

as Tom Thomas

as Joe

as Terry Russell

as Michael Halliday

as Frank Cheeryble

as Lt. Joszi Molnar

as Mob member

as Ned Cotterill

as Sq Ldr Carter

as Young Naval Officer from HMS Milano

as Bob Ashley, Radio Operator in B for Bertie