Matthew Tompkins

as self

as Sergeant Frank Mitchell

as Rob

as Victor Harrison

as Terrence Durrand

as Sheriff Hardy

as Officer Braddock

as Cal Jameson

as Ryan Calhoun

as John Anson

as Jessie Garza

as Max

as Ex-Marine

as Sheriff (uncredited)

as Charlie

as Husband

as Secret Service Agent

as Charlie Taylor

as Teddy Roosevelt

as Keller

as Mr. Bixler

as Mr. Holloway

as Mr. Burns

as Taylor Drake

as Instructor Scalavino

as John Reno (as Matthew Stephens Tompkins)

as Sgt. McCrea

as Steven Down

as Ray Holden

as Big Man

as Nicholas Fallon

as Mike Kelly

as Eddie

as Boots

as Hardcase #1

as Ed Wood, Jr.