Mark Addy

as Paxman

as Himself

as Joe Fytton

as Harold Fry

as Evgeny Harkonnen

as Dave Horsefall

as Coake

as Richard Buckley

as Ron St Clair

as Englebert

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Les Fenwick

as Ian

as DS Stan Jones

as Mr Bakewell

as Harry the Fish

as Reith

as Clyde the Horse (voice)

as Father

as Terry

as Keith Wilson

as Narrator (Voice)

as Billy

as Halloran

as Paul Halloran

as Les Dawson

as Daddy

as DS Sands

as Rob Fairholme

as Hercules

as Alan Walters

as Mr. Pumblechook

as Vladimir

as Andy

as Tony Briggs

as Robert Baratheon

as Detective O'Hearne

as Squire Max Harkaway

as Friar Tuck

as D I Smythe

as John Piggott

as Sgt John Rook

as Tony Barker

as Paltraki

as Steamer Captain

as Self

as Thomas Garrett

as Ron

as Bill Miller

as Self

as David Filby

as Roland

as Cisco

as Nigel Conway

as Andy

as Malcolm

as Fred Flintstone

as Ass

as Frank

as Mac MacArthur

as Self - Panelist

as Dave Horsefall

as Self

as Phil Mycroft

as Ken Sunnyside

as DC Newley

as Detective Constable Gary Boyle

as Mark Addy

as Robbo

as DC Sherrington

as Alec Kitson

as Norman Greengrass

as Sam

as Mal Prentis

as Phillip Foster