Christopher Durang

as Self

as Reverend Thornhill

as Paranoid Man

as Gene O'Reilly

as Boss Clergy

as Rudy (voice)

as Sebastian Melmoth

as Santa

as Reverend Lipton

as Mr. Iddle

as Ambulance Attendant

as Convention Speaker

as Jesus Freak

as Dolores' Husband

as Laughing Psychiatrist

as YMCA Clerk

as The Waiter

as Davis

as Priest