Epy Quizon

as Dolphy

as Mr. G

as Alonzo Crisanto

as Fr. Azul (segment "Sanib")

as Zuhl

as Ricky Espiritu

as Julio Borromeo

as Mang Louie

as Don Joaquin Pardo de Tavera

as Badong Abiog

as Zhul

as Zuhl

as Zuhl

as Ricky

as Salvador Pavia / Ador

as Filemon

as Self

as Dr. Oliver Sanchez

as Noel Ramirez

as Dadong

as Dante

as King Amala

as Frank

as Inspector Abraham

as Zandro Baron

as Dodoy

as Apolinario Mabini

as Rodolfo

as Beyonsee

as Gordon Reyes

as Ledge

as Apolinario Mabini

as Onassis Hernandez

as Lloyd

as Bernie

as Tom

as Rafael

as Jose Clemente Zulueta

as Jopher

as Prestoline "Pipoy" Estampador

as Naldo

as Greg

as Jimrod

as Tommy

as Manuel dela Cruz

as Harry

as Epi

as Bakus

as Daisuke (voice)

as Sinistro

as Purubutusan

as Francis

as Tirso

as Andrew

as Jake

as Romero

as Victim 2

as Utoy / Dagumpatay

as Del Pilar

as Stryker / Jepoy

as Bar Bum

as Jake

as Rick

as Andrew

as Ruben

as Epoy

as Walter

as Jeff