Mel Smith

as Self (archive footage)

as Schlesinger

as Uncle Richard

as DI Thomas

as DI Thomas

as Self

as Professor Cranshaw

as David Maxwell Fyfe

as John Enderby

as Jumbo Whiffy (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Benny Frazier

as Bowls Commentator (voice)

as Self - Not the Nine O'Clock News, 1980 (archive footage)

as Self

as Man at Train Station (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Sir Toby Belch

as self

as Stephen Milner

as Porno Movie Director

as Rocco Melonchek

as Self

as Father Christmas (voice)

as Mr. Grimshaw

as Inspector Flint

as Drunk at Party

as Colin Watkins

as Len

as Self

as The Albino

as Self

as Mel

as Jumbo Whiffy

as Santa Claus

as Self

as Hotel Manager

as Self

as Pyle

as Bernard

as Billy Evans

as Terry Abbatt

as Crouch

as Hospital patient

as Grenada Security Guard

as Self

as Various

as Tom Craig

as Alan

as Disco Doorman

as Xan

as Cyril Ash

as Character Actor (voice)

as Self

as TV Talk Show Host