Josh Clark

as Lawrence (age 60)

as Homer Cortland

as Sheriff Reed

as Coach Jameson

as Commissioner Monaghan

as Supervisor Elkins

as Major Terry Ebbert

as Roger

as Walter Barnhill

as Michael Singer

as General Browning

as Amos Carver

as Tacker

as Uniform

as SIS Commander

as Naval Captain Stan Norell

as Detective Breyer

as Father Krzyzieski

as Bill

as Artie Beck

as Ed

as Exec

as Sam Greer

as Sheriff

as Chemistry Teacher

as Detective Casey

as Lenny Shulte

as Sergeant Ronald Jackson

as Warden

as Gerry

as Gerry

as Attending

as District Medic

as Kendarr

as Don Mackle (segment "The Curse of Hampton Manor")

as Rice

as Edward Petey

as Wax

as Lt. Joe Carey

as Reporter

as Officer McCauly

as Kulomani

as Mr. Baskin

as Davenport

as Conn

as Ron Mitchell

as Jordan Brundidge

as Ray Davis

as Fireman No. 3

as Steve

as National Guardsman

as Charles Philipse