Brian Glover

as Self (archive footage)

as Eric

as Jack, Doreen's Father

as Lars

as The Boss

as General Douglas

as Selwyn Price

as Caedman

as Brian Chadwick

as Selwyn Price

as Production Assistant

as Andrews

as Self

as Castle Hechman

as Floor Manager

as Mr. Rottweiller

as Strip Club MC

as Goatman

as Magersfontein Lugg

as Dr. Threeways

as Judge

as Adolf Verloc

as Tommy Beamish

as Man in Brown

as God / Cayphas

as Self

as Griffiths

as Amorous Boy's Father

as Father Christmas

as Executioner

as Nikita Krushchev

as Painter: The Workers

as Self

as Bottom

as Chess Player

as Horace Gilbert Bestwick

as Yorkie

as Narrator (uncredited)

as Captain Jimmy

as Bottom

as Sam Plackett

as Tiger Dan

as the first policeman

as Im

as Promoter

as Self - God

as Self

as Mr Dawson

as Labour Party Agent

as Cpl. Emil Schnorr

as Armourer

as Gaoler

as Billy Purvis

as Mac

as Self

as Sidney Gore

as Furnaceman

as Adams

as Jim Debbitts

as Sergeant

as Gallat

as Jimmy-the-Bet

as Moose

as Nobby

as Heslop

as Art

as Battling Bill

as Gallat

as Nobby

as Mr Warboys

as Plantation Foreman/Bassett

as Flint

as Art

as Henry Boothroyd

as Allen

as Porter

as Art

as Bagley

as Mr. Sugden

as Griffiths

as Chuck Windell