Clive Mantle

as Albert

as Mike Priddle

as Self

as Self

as Dunk

as Dennis

as Gator (voice)

as Greatjon Umber

as Tony

as Dr Frankland

as Thompson

as Muff Barcock

as John Havers

as Self

as James Martin

as Mr. Banbury

as Steve McGrath

as Mike Barratt

as Jack Deakin

as Peter Saint-Stephens

as Self

as Self

as Diner Cook #2

as William

as Vinny Sanders

as Woman's Husband

as Harry

as Marine Sergeant Ellis

as Baza

as Thug #1

as Vulcan

as Bud

as Bud

as Cuthbert

as Tough Character on Bus

as Robert Forbes

as Mike Barratt

as Edward

as Big Ben Davis

as Self

as Little John

as Little John

as Bobby

as Ewen

as Bernard