Lloyd Ahlquist

as Lloyd Ahlquist

as Homeless Man

as Self

as Surfer Dude (voice)

as Rap Battle Host

as Darren Darabond

as Bill O'Reilly

as Adolf Hitler

as Chuck Norris

as John McCain

as Adolf Hitler/Randy Savage "Macho Man"

as Johann Sebastian Bach

as Carl Sagan

as Genghis Khan

as Napoleon Bonaparte

as Benjamin Franklin/Elvis Presley/Clint Eastwood/Babe Ruth/Thomas Edison

as Gandalf

as Thing 1 / Thing 2

as James T. Kirk

as Self

as Leonidas (voice)/Leonidas' six-year-old son

as Mario

as Elvis Presley

as Marlon Brando

as Bill Gates

as Frank Sinatra

as Mitt Romney

as Marty McFly

as Clint Eastwood

as Robin

as Christmas elves

as Adam

as white preacher

as Thomas Edison

as Babe Ruth

as Skrillex

as Joseph Stalin/Mikhail Gorbachev

as Al Capone

as Lilly Truscott

as Pablo Picasso

as J.P. Morgan

as Walter White

as Superman

as William Wallace

as Leonardo (body)/ Donatello (body) / Michelangelo (body/voice) / Raphael (body)

as Adam Savage/Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (Voice)

as Clyde Barrow

as Thor (voice)

as Hannibal Lecter

as Phil McGraw

as Alfred Hitchcock

as Bill S. Preston/Genghis Khan/Napoleon Bonaparte/Socrates

as Socrates

as Harry Houdini

as The Terminator

as Roman soldiers

as Stan Lee

as George R. R. Martin/Mikey Walsh

as Gordon Ramsay

as James Bond (Sean Connery)

as Bruce Banner

as Frederick the Great/Joseph Stalin/Mikhail Gorbachev

as Donald Trump/Russian Hacker

as Ash Williams

as Bobby Orr

as Theodore Roosevelt

as Wolverine

as The Burger King

as Robin Williams

as Steve Irwin

as Vlad the Impaler

as Pennywise/Superman

as Thanos

as Ragnar Lodbrok

as John "Hannibal" Smith/Templeton "Faceman" Peck/Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock/ Mr. McFeely

as John McClane

as Mutt

as Jeff Bezos

as Karl Marx

as King Kong (voice)

as Donald Trump / Theodore Roosevelt

as Charlemange

as Elon Musk

as White Death

as Dr. Andre Nodick