Dick Van Patten

as Self

as Himself

as Self

as Lester

as Self

as Self

as Jack Benson

as Rev. Al Smith

as Self

as Dr. Eddie Hackmeyer

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Frank Rubin

as Jamie Denton

as Cal Cullen

as Self

as Santa Claus

as Irv Barnett

as Self

as Ba (voice)

as Mr. Rye

as Captain Stacey

as Tom Bradford (voice)

as Self

as Preacher

as Self - Panelist

as Murph

as Parole Officer

as Army General

as The Burglar

as Chester Higgins (segment "The Chess Game")

as James Rodgers Sr.

as Dr. Rodino

as General Wainwright

as Grandpa

as Self

as Principal

as Jerry

as Eb

as Paul Hampton

as Monty Emerson

as Roy

as Amish Farmer

as Orphanage Worker / Santa

as The Abbot

as Max

as Taylor

as Larch

as Floyd Graham

as The Commodore

as Tom Bradford

as Self

as Rick

as Principal John Loonies

as Greg the Glue Man

as Santa Claus

as Self

as Tom Bradford

as King Roland

as Self (uncredited)

as Principal

as Howard Bevans

as Martin Grenville

as Nick Simpson

as Howard

as Mayor Bagley

as Mayor

as District Atty. Fred Whittaker

as Alan Nettles

as Self - Host

as Herbert Pitts

as Tom Reed

as Self

as Bernie Simmons

as Herb Thurston

as Parking Attendant

as Self

as Alvin Andrews

as Dr. Philip Wentworth

as John Whitcomb

as Howard Ethan

as Charlie Dillinger

as George Hayes

as Dick Van Patten (uncredited)

as Tom Bradford

as Raymond

as Harold Jennings

as Myron Dobbs

as Dr. Adam O'Neill

as Mr. Claxton

as Cal Wilson

as The Gambler

as Self

as Jack Wood

as Billy Geeter

as Friar Tuck

as Harry

as Alfred Brindle

as Police Chief

as Harry Green

as Palmer

as Arnie Nolan

as Ira Kushaw

as Commissioner Hoyt

as Banker

as John

as Usher #1

as Larry Grogman

as Melvin Pearson

as Mr. Carruthers

as Edward

as Berle's Customer

as Earl Enright

as John Collins

as Thurman Barber

as Sterling

as Donald Morgan

as Hotel Manager

as Scoutmaster Adleman

as Carter Merkle

as Sgt. Nelson Higgenbottom

as Max Mathias

as Mr. Compton

as Warren

as Raymond

as Raymond

as The Dude

as Jack

as Homer

as Man at Hotel

as Bert

as Harry Curtis

as Oliver

as Market Clerk

as Lt. Palmer

as Self

as Self

as Self - Co-Host

as Matt Reston

as Self - Presenter

as Self - In Memoriam (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Nels Hansen

as Self

as Self