Ed Gale

as Poem 2

as Self

as Pizza Shop Owner

as Mr. Thomas

as Reporter Mel Tambor (voice)

as Dick the Elf

as Footcandle

as Eddie

as Midget Prisoner

as Lavalle

as Elf

as Bobby Barry

as Stan

as Piñata

as Benson

as Jesus

as Kevin

as The Little Man

as The Mole

as Mr. Briggs

as Jimmy

as Larry

as Powell

as Animatronics Bear Cub

as Oscar

as General Stratton

as Baby Baloo (uncredited)

as Sponsor

as Q-Three

as Ben

as Tasha

as The Doll (uncredited)

as Station

as Ned / Farmer

as Carlsbad

as Bob Littleton

as Chucky (uncredited)

as Hooded Dwarf (uncredited)

as Dink

as Howard T. Duck

as Self