Tony Way

as James Darby

as Mr Smythley

as Dane The Blacksmith

as Peter

as Ted

as Jon The News

as Mike Cattran

as Self

as Self

as Raymond

as Sergei

as Rag 'n' Bone Man

as Roy

as Brigantes Warrior

as Tim

as Lenny

as Lol

as Greg

as Queasy Steve

as Wobbly Wildgoose

as Carmichael

as Ross Muttock

as Colin

as Norman

as Dad with Newspaper

as Robert the Caretaker

as Stoner 2

as Buckle-Eyed Bill

as Sitcom Lee

as Gun Dealer / Santa

as Glenn

as Various Characters

as Mugger

as Alf

as Kimmel

as Keith

as Michael

as Gavin

as Magic Mike

as Taxi Gavin

as Pete

as Various

as Black Ralph

as Crich Tourist

as Plague

as Thomas Nashe

as Dontos Hollard

as Various

as Lone Paparazzo

as Garvey

as Prison Warder

as Gary

as Fat Paul

as Techno Benson

as Landlord

as Hendy

as Boris Stojkovic

as Tony

as Pest Controller

as Chef

as Alf

as Rick

as Cliff / Builder

as Cliff

as Dave

as Youth

as Paperboy

as Various

as Freddy Westcott