Michael Shepperd

as Smitty

as The Voice (voice) (as Michael Shepperd)

as Stan

as St. Cletus Browne

as King Bong

as Reverend Purcell

as Security Guard

as Scott

as Coach

as King Bong (Voice)

as Chuck

as Transvestite

as Officer Lamp

as Mr. Davis

as The Shrink

as EMT

as Mailman

as Louis

as Detective

as Jury Clerk

as First Cook

as Detective Armstrong

as Dr. Liston

as Larkey

as Merrill George