Robert Catrini

as Carter

as Goran (voice)

as Somer

as Billy Wilkerson

as Contestant 183

as Stefano Galante

as Sid

as Tommy Two Tux

as High School Principal

as Professor Henry Clerval

as Head of the mafia Zoliborz

as Lt. Miller

as Wardlow

as Judge Lex Hammer

as Sheriff Akers

as Jake

as Marcello

as Newscaster

as Col. Moorcroft

as Lawrence Rowell

as Doc Roberts

as Rat Pack Boss (voice)

as Older Man

as Trainer

as Homicide Lt. Glenn Giannantonio

as Doc

as IA Commander Joel Dunbar

as Shrouded Figure

as Funeral Director

as Israeli President

as Dwight Eisenhower

as Judge Julius Alexander Randolph

as Homeless Jack

as Bank Manager

as Attorney William Blake

as Alphonso

as Major Drake

as Warden Haines

as Avocat Vampire

as D.E.A. Chief Johnson

as Neighbor

as Vince Postiglione

as Smartass Paparazzi

as Captain Hoytt

as General Floyd Brancato

as Jake Ford

as Joseph

as Irate Dad

as Victor Cartwright

as Teddy Mulligan

as Steven Wiseman

as Detective Simon

as Sal

as Frankie Turbo

as Prof. Riegert

as Professor Riegert

as Ian Holt

as Rick (uncredited)

as Officer

as James Larrabee

as Hospital Orderly

as Lecture Man

as Lanny

as Chief Customs Agent

as Carl Pettijohn