Adam Paul

as Alfonso

as Agent Sims

as Eric

as Finklestein

as Bernie Kuntz

as Clark

as FBI Special Agent Michael Bassett

as Manny (voice)

as Jamie

as Mitch

as Jazz Gunn

as Moderator

as (voice)

as Owen

as Pete (voice)

as Nichols

as Clerk #2

as Skanky Vamp

as Benjamin