Asim Chaudhry

as Sonny

as Mickey Lazarus

as Scott

as Fake Santa

as King Achish (voice)

as Danny

as Omar Sahni

as Chabuddy G

as Self

as Little Jack / Fred / Herbie / Dock Worker

as Sid

as Shakil Khan

as March Hare (voice)

as Greg

as Craig the Worlock

as Craig the Warlock

as Craig

as Self - Guest

as Onkel Ji

as Warehouse Employee

as Teefs

as Mo the Matchmaker

as Bav

as Abel

as Self - Contestant

as Self

as Herbert Railton

as Self - Panellist

as Kai

as Chabuddy G

as Himself

as Guest

as Roger (Co-Worker)

as Self - Expert

as Vinay Sarkar

as Dr. Farihah Zaman

as Self

as Chabuddy G

as Charles

as Pool Driver

as Frank the Lion Tamer

as Self

as Mohan Thakur

as Dev D'Cruz

as Sham

as Self

as Irfan

as Arnab

as Self

as Arash

as Donald Mohammed Trump

as Mullins / Johnson

as Self

as Terry Patel

as Self - Guest

as Self - Guest

as Self - Guest (archive footage)

as Security Guard (uncredited)

as Chabuddy G

as Security Guard 1

as Jai

as Self - Contestant

as Self

as Self

as Waiter

as Mohan Thakur

as Self

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Tradesman 2/Servant 1/Well-dressed Man 2/Officer