Brian Papandrea

as Frank

as GateKeeper / Dracula / Fluto / Kyle Rittenhouse / O.J. Simpson

as Greasy Guy

as Wesley Gammon

as Aaron

as Eddie

as Spanky (voice)

as Steve

as Jock Face

as Jonathan Fritz / Armando / Trilby / Victoria G Saliva / Kyle McCoughagain / Bernice

as Hank

as Jesus Christ

as Charlie

as Jonathan Fritz / Hank the Scarecrow / Kilby / Rodney / Radio Announcer / The Slayer / Himself / Bernice the Witch

as Maverick

as Dick

as Cass Coridore

as Claudius