John Polson

as Ronald

as Scott Whitlam

as Billy Baird

as Glenn Sprague

as Himself

as Richard Turner

as Richard Turner

as Jonah

as The Guy

as Tom

as Narrator

as Greg

as Tom

as Self

as Private Jimmy Fenton

as Billy

as Cyril

as Tony

as Kevin Barlow

as Tony

as John

as Serge

as Serge

as Garth Manso

as Leo

as Michael Jordan

as Barry MacIntyre

as Brian Day